(Source: lunatictoons, via i-like-pigeons)
(via forever90s)
she is THE ugly bitch and dont you forget it!
Emmy understands my internet feels.
(via ichitan)
the office
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never. Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable? Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire. Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms? Dwight Schrute: Sorry we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town. Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out? Dwight Schrute: I’ll have to talk to the manager. Jim Halpert: You’re not the manager, even in your own fantasy? Dwight Schrute: I’m the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan! Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil. Dwight Schrute: But I haven’t told you my salary yet. Jim Halpert: Go. Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
